So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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