That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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