Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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