Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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