i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she peed on how many people?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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