Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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