with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
