he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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