i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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