Plan B is the new Plan A
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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