remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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