Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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