Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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