Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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