it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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