I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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