i don't like sucking hair
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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