If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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