its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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