I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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