In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
God, I missed his penis.
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