Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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