now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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