I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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