she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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