they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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