and you said cock pushups were impossible
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
my poor anus
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am available for nakedness
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