Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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