your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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