This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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