if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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