i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
