my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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