Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
All I want is dick and wine.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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