well most of my day revolves around power hour
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
