First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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