so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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