Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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