I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Randomize
