I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
