Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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