I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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