you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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