I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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