Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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