you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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