Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
