She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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