Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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