i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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