i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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